happy-little-tree: thevictimintheromanfallout: sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf. Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” Legolas is Moon Moon
blameitonanderson: styleswanky: IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT THESE ARE LITERALLY THE MEMORIES IM GOING TO KEEP ALL MY LIFE EVEN WHEN IM 85 I WILL REMEMBER THAT I SPENT MY TEEN YEARS ON A LAPTOP READING GAY FAN FICTION ABOUT ACTORS THAT WILL HAVE ALREADY PASSED ON BY THAT TIME AND I WILL FOREVER REMEMBER ALL THESE DUMB FACTS ABOUT THIS DUMB SHOW FUCK I NEED A MINUTE shit.
garnetquyen: Hello my darlings, I’m back~( ´▽｀)~ and guess who’s returned with me hohoho *wiggles brows*
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
misandrwitch: Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
Daddy or Papa? by Pillow_Bee →
xmenfcfanfic: Author: Pillow_Bee Pairing: Cherik Rating: G Genre: Humour, Crack, Fluff Length: Moderate (2k) Warnings: mpreg, alpha!Erik, omega!Charles, some mutantphobia. Summary: A video goes viral in the month of January – it is that of a blue-eyed, dark-haired boy, two years old at most, who is being filmed by his Papa while his Daddy jokingly asks him to choose, “Who do you like most,...
X-Men: First Class Fanfiction: Inbox Cleaning... →
xmenfcfanfic: Here are some of the asks we’ve received that haven’t been answered. I’ll put up 10 for now and hope that someone in the wonderous and beautiful XMFC community knows what they are! I’ll cross them out as we get submissions, fingers crossed, thanks a bunch guys! Please put the number along with… #2 sounds like Mutants Mayhem and Magic by Ashkevron. If it isn’t,...
The Marriage Bargain 6.2/?
kianspo: Back after a break. Don’t quite know what’s going on yet. :) Also, thank you all for all the feedback! I feel like I have co-conspirators treading through this land of mischief and shenanigans. :D Prompt here. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Part 3.1 here. Part 3.2 here. Part 4. Part 5.1. Part 5.2. Part 6.1. Chapter 6.2 in which the author is surprised into sitting at the sidelines...
The Marriage Bargain 6.1/?
kianspo: So, I’m leaving on vacation tomorrow, and I really wanted to finish this chapter, but I had to work to the very last moment, and this is as far as I got. I know it’s frustrating. :( Prompt here. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Part 3.1 here. Part 3.2 here. Part 4. Part 5.1. Part 5.2. Chapter 6.1 In which Charles is moping, and Erik is getting better acquainted with the wonderful world of...
The Marriage Bargain 5.2/?
kianspo: Thanks to this little piece of inspiration, I managed to put together another little bit. Have fun. ;) Fair warning: haven’t reread it once. Prompt here. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Part 3.1 here. Part 3.2 here. Part 4. Part 5.1. Chapter 5.2 in which Charles risks his life, and Erik is very unhappy Read More
The Marriage Bargain 5.1/?
kianspo: Okay, I’m stuck, I’ve been for a while. I won’t whine about how tired I am all the time (though it’s true), but I guess this is what happens to me sometimes when I know what’s going to happen long into the story but not immediately after the previous installment. So, just a short scene tonight. Sorry.:( Oh, and I thought between First Comes Marriage and The Marriage Bargain — 2 most...
Harlequin chapter 4 (guys we really need to find...
kianspo: Prompt here. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Part 3.1 here. Part 3.2 here. Chapter 4 in which Charles is a little overachiever, his telepathy is causing trouble, Erik hits him, and Charles is maybe developing a case of Stockholm Syndrome… Read More
Still untitled harlequin 3.2
kianspo: Prompt here. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Part 3.1 here. Late with the second part of chapter 3. Sorry! I have two weeks from hell and my birthday wedged in between. If I survive till the weekend, there’ll be more then. Sorry this is so short. Here’s hoping you’re still enjoying this. — Chapter 3 part 2 in which Kurt is a jerk and we meet Raven Read More
Harlequin cherik chapter 3.1 (I need a title, any...
kianspo: Prompt here. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Beware of mistakes and stray html tags… — Chapter 3, part 1 (because I type this between meetings and am afraid to lose it. you can wait for part 2 before you read to have a proper update) in which we find out what happened to Brian and Erik doesn’t understand Charles (again) Read More
The harlequin fic of doom chapter 2
kianspo: Prompt here. Part 1 here. I haven’t read it through, not once, so sorry for all the mistakes and stuff. — Chapter 2 in which Charles Is Trouble But It’s Not Like He Doesn’t Have a Reason for It Read More
When I'm stressed out I write Harlequin (cherik)
kianspo: So, a while back I came over a Cherik prompt somewhere — I don’t remember where I read it or even how it sounded precisely. Something about arranged marriage with age difference and… well, that’s pretty much all that stuck with me. I’ve been rereading Swordspoint at the time, which is an awesome book by Ellen Kushner and if you haven’t read it, you should. So long story short, in my...
vintageprincess48: enjolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: eternalpurgatoryofdestiel: agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have...
forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
alfronaut: what kind of parent actually says ‘if you get notes on a tumblr post i will do this thing for u’
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
cosmic-nine-year-old: a-studyinsonic: francisfogliani: New Zealand has been rated the most free country in the world HOW’S YOUR FREEDOM NOW AMERICA what’s a new zealand middle earth with sheep
meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
thetoptextposts: isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Zodiac Expression of Nerves
♈ Aries: Hyperactivity, headaches, impulsivity, recklessness, hostility, frustration, confrontation, restlessness, rapid speech, over thinking, displays of vulnerability and need for reassurance, inability to complete minor tasks
♉ Taurus: Reservation; they will dissociate into their own worlds and be untouchable, binge eating, compulsivity (cleaning, organizing, hand washing), silence; anxiety will come in waves for Taurus and be sustained for a long period, sore throat, 'blank' mindedness
♊ Gemini: Giggling, restlessness, rapid speech, talkativeness, tremors, hyperactivity, distractibility, racing thoughts, insomnia, inability to stay focused on and complete even minor tasks, loud and more talkative inner monologue, chest/lung discomfort
♋ Cancer: Teariness, catastrophized thinking, imagination worst case scenarios, inability to stop distressing thoughts and inner monologue, drifting off/inability to focus, food cravings, isolation but co-current feelings of neediness and reassurance, stomach cramps and nausea
♌ Leo: Frustration, hostility, catastrophizing (imagining and living worst case scenarios) martyrdom, impulsivity, binge eating/drinking, they tend to go out of their way to help and do things for other people/keep busy in service, back pain, somatic troubles
♍ Virgo: Digestive upset, restlessness, repetitive movements (hair twirling, counting) tremor, rapid thinking, withdrawal into isolated 'bubble', compulsive tasks (cleaning, organizing), need to keep busy and distracted may pace back and forth
♎ Libra: Unusual quietness, increased needs for re assurance, stomach upset, restlessness, distractibility, insomnia, negative inner monologue, catastrophized imagination, repetitive hand motions, inability to explain themselves or say they are unwell
♏ Scorpio: Increased need for control, hostility, violent frustration (wall kicking, throwing objects), irrationality, increased obsessiveness - they may spend hours and hours focused on one task almost manically, rejection of others though frustration they are not 'there', flashbacks
♐ Sagittarius: Increased vocal volume, higher impulsivity, hostility, hyperactivity - they are liable to go out running or try to repress it physically, substance use, rapid thoughts, recklessness, giggling, distractible, back pain
♑ Capricorn: Tension, overwhelming feelings of butterflies and nerves inside especially in their stomachs although they remain composed externally. Over thinking and inability to distract themselves from worst case scenario, hostility, isolation, tendency to take on more work shifts or responsibilities
♒ Aquarius: Talkativeness, rapid speech, over thinking, restlessness, insomnia, confusion; Aquarians will feel anxious or nervous yet have little insight into why they feel this way or what is causing it, their minds and emotional responses are not connected, back pain
♓ Pisces: Teariness, catastrophized thinking, inability to distract or change thought patterns, flashbacks, hysteria, chest discomfort, digestive upset/nausea, irrationality, distressing inner monologue, substance use, increased need for assurance